February 15th, 2011
Irina Shayk Might Be One of the Hottest Women In the World, But She’ll Never Be the Diva Her Boyfriend Is
It was announced yesterday that Russian brunette bombshell Irina Shayk would be the cover model for Sports Illustrated‘s swimsuit issue this year, and it’s an honor very much deserved.
After all, Shayk is one of the hottest models in the world right now, and tops the list of hot football WAGs, thanks to her relationship with Real Madrid megastar Cristiano Ronaldo.
But, even if she’s half the diva that many famous models (Naomi Campbell, anyone?) are, she won’t come close to approaching the diva status of her footballing beau.
Anyone who’s watched Ronaldo play knows he’s a bit of an actor. And by a bit, I mean he could have been nominated for a Golden Globe this year. He’s been a serial WAG heartbreaker, but whenever you see pictures of him, he looks like it’s taken him more time to get ready than it took his date.
If he doesn’t get the ball, you’ll see a pouting fit that would put even the most tempestuous two-year-old to shame.
And don’t call it a bias against the Portuguese superstar, as even the most devoted Galactico follower would admit that he’s got some serious Patti LaBelle-esque tendencies.
So, go ahead, Irina. Let the fame go to your head a bit. After all, no matter how bad you get, your beau will still be worse.
using the number/letter grid:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
A = 1 J = 1 S = 1
B = 2 K = 2 T = 2
C = 3 L = 3 U = 3
D = 4 M = 4 V = 4
E = 5 N = 5 W = 5
F = 6 O = 6 X = 6
G = 7 P = 7 Y = 7
H = 8 Q = 8 Z = 8
I = 9 R = 9
99951 18172 52
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